America can often be an ugly place, but the field sobriety test is a flower of its field.

Recently a YouTuber—one of us whose “You” is intimately involved with a “Tube”—meandered down to God’s Own Steubenville, Ohio.

Goliath represents the impulse to put all our hope in man; to stockpile; to amass; to find salvation in the strength of a singular Giant. This is why Goliath is so very big. David represents the Jewish impulse to put all our hope in God. This is why he, David, is so very small.

Gawk at an idea with me, an idea so basic to our thought that its wackiness goes undetected: gawk upon moral progress.